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I don’t normally post online about my boyfriend but it pisses me off when other girls are his best friends on Snapchat & I’m not.

Straight white boy problem #690

versacesquad:

Tfw she say “brb shower” and you have to control the urge to say “can I join lol”

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

roses-ray-narvaez-jr:

punk-as-puck:

acupofteaandmore:

dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

ppl w/ vaginas are not to be fucked with

thanks for saying “ppl w/ vaginas” because not all people with vaginas are women. so, correction:

people with vaginas are metal as fuck.

saying people with vaginas is very important thank you so much

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

p0liwag:

I have a nice butt I deserve a good daddy wtf